Letter to the Editor

I was in a shopping centre, naturally without a mask yesterday when a young shop assistant said to me, “Excuse me sir but you have to wear a mask.”

I replied: ” Which flock do you belong to?”

Looking perplexed, the young, officious counter attendant said “I don’t know.”

I asked him, “Could it be the Merino, Dorset or Romney Marsh mob?”

He replied: “I don’t know I will ask mum when I get home.”

And that readers is the sum total of the Covid scam.

from A Nunn