Barnaby Joyce Deputy PM and Leader of the National Party will be stuck with this one horsepower jalopy for pub crawls after ratting on Australian farmers over removing CO2 emissions desperately needed to keep plants alive. Greta Thumpburger said she would be happy to do a pub crawl with Barnie as long as he behaved himself and the CO2 was removed from the beer.

from Gil May

In future times due to CO2 restrictions only smaller horses will be legally able to be used for transport, and to prevent unlawful use all bigger horses will be used for pet food.

The Greens bill before parliament is to have all CO2 removed from beer as well.

It will be served warm and flat with dry bread to reduce drinker CO2 exhaust flatulence.

Barnie you might have to start drinking spirits. 

Enjoy the Greens future — and flat beer.

Designed for 2022, this one horsepower Volkswagen, will have large exports to Australia, to help comply with UN Climate Change Conference (COP26) in Glasgow resolution.

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10 thought on “Barnaby’s Bildeberger buggy after caving in to the Liberals over climate change mythology”
  1. seeing BONKIN BARNABY has teamed up with the skidmarks AKA greens he must like meddling in shit , JUST wonderin if he,s displaying himself around the NEW ENGLAND electrate NOW.??

  2. I cannot post this because it has been reported as abusive to FB. Also I was banned for 7 Days because I posted a comments that said that rthere will be a Nuremburg 2.0 trials and we will hang these people over COVID..

    Wade Cox

  3. just dont tell the greens,,that plastic bags of green lettuce leaves have co2 injected in them to keep the lettuce fresh,,{and it works a treat} when you open them naturally the gas escapes,i imagine this will confuse them ..

  4. If VW are making these Bildeberg Buggys, they will probably cheat on the small horse emission tests . They have form !

  5. Is it any wonder that the world laughs at us when we have politicians that think like this.

  6. Barabbas Jones has turned into a stupid old fart emitter. Pure methane, no gain.

    He needs to be carbon sunk and his 30 pieces of silver must be confiscated and given to the Sally’s for the needy victims of his treachery.

  7. Some rules

    Methane from cows bad.
    Lucky methane from fracking is good.

    Carbon dioxide from humans bad.
    Lucky carbon dioxide from hunting dogs good.

    Commercial jets bad
    Lucky Private jets good

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