Barnaby Joyce Deputy PM and Leader of the National Party will be stuck with this one horsepower jalopy for pub crawls after ratting on Australian farmers over removing CO2 emissions desperately needed to keep plants alive. Greta Thumpburger said she would be happy to do a pub crawl with Barnie as long as he behaved himself and the CO2 was removed from the beer.

from Gil May

In future times due to CO2 restrictions only smaller horses will be legally able to be used for transport, and to prevent unlawful use all bigger horses will be used for pet food.

The Greens bill before parliament is to have all CO2 removed from beer as well.

It will be served warm and flat with dry bread to reduce drinker CO2 exhaust flatulence.

Barnie you might have to start drinking spirits. 

Enjoy the Greens future — and flat beer.

Designed for 2022, this one horsepower Volkswagen, will have large exports to Australia, to help comply with UN Climate Change Conference (COP26) in Glasgow resolution.