COVID THE SMARTEST VIRUS CREATED… EVER..!!!

By Paul Zanetti Cartoonist

*IT KNOWS DISTANCE: At 1.5 meters from someone it drops to the ground but any closer and it will kill you.

*IT CAN COUNT: As long as there are no more than 5 in a room you are safe, any more than that, and it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS WHAT BUILDINGS IT IS IN: If you’re in a Stadium or Bunnings you’re ok, but if you are at a Restaurant or Aged Care it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE EATING: If you are eating you can take your mask off in a restaurant, but if you are not eating you better put your mask on because it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE STANDING OR SITTING IN A PUB/CLUB: If you are sitting and drinking you will be ok, but if you stand up and drink it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TALKING AND SINGING: If you talk you will be ok, but if you sing it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INSTRUMENTS: If you play drums you will be safe, but if you play a flute it will kill you.

* IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUBURBS AND LGAs: If you’re in the Eastern suburbs you’re fine to walk without a mask and head down to the beach, but if you’re in the Canterbury Bankstown LGA area, Malaka it will kill you.

* IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHURCH AND PROTESTS: If you protest you will be ok, but if you go to church it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER OR NOT: If you’re an Essential Worker you can go to work and be safe even though you deal with multiple different people everyday, but if you are not an Essential Worker, say an Office Worker and you work inside with the same people everyday, you’d better work from home or it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS IF YOU’RE 6KMS AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE: If you’re under 5kms from you’re house you’re fine, carry on and exercise, only for 1 hour, but if you’re 6kms from your house and 1 hour and 1 minute outside it will kill you.

“HOWEVER I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAS TOLD PEOPLE TO HOARD TOILET PAPER”..!!!

About Editor, cairnsnews

One of the few patriots left who understands the system and how it has been totally subverted under every citizen's nose. If we can help to turn it around we will, otherwise our children will have nothing. Our investigations show there is no 'government' of the people for the people of Australia. The removal of the Crown from Australian Parliaments, followed by the incorporation of Parliaments aided by the Australia Act 1987 has left us with corporate government with policies not laws, that apply only to members of political parties and the public service. There is no law, other than the Common Law. This fact will be borne out in the near future as numerous legal challenges in place now, come to a head soon.

Posted on August 26, 2021, in Covid vaccines, General and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 15 Comments.

  1. YeH AKA the Covid hoax

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  2. Spot on but unfortunately many people are being taken for the ride. They must have one brain lost and the other looking for it to believe this nonsensical hoax.

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  3. Thank you. Very clever. I’m distributing.

    Bill

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  4. quote “HOWEVER I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAS TOLD PEOPLE TO HOARD TOILET PAPER”..!!! end quote.

    Maybe it licked it;s fingers

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  5. I understand the comparison but this photograph of people in Afghanistan all over the plane because they are attempting to escape the Taliban is quite distressing in and of itself – and besides that the fact that there are no women or children there who are being airlifted to safety. Does this mean that these men have abandoned their families to the Taliban in their bid to escape the country? Using this photo with all of this in mind is very not funny especially knowing now that some of these men fell to their deaths.

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  6. How very sad you for you

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  7. Absolutely Brilliant and so, so, so funny. Oh no, I’m laughing, does it know and will it kill me? Photo not funny however.

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  8. The virus knows what day it is and how to tell time
    If it is a minute after 4:00pm.Friday you are safe.

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  9. The children have always been The Target, that’s why the indifference of the politicians to the deaths of the elderly, and others. The elderly deaths were simply collateral damage.

    The kids have been the main target from the beginning. This past couple of weeks the “authorities’ have claimed kids are “testing positive”, have even claimed kids are spreading the “virus”. They’re now going after the children.

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  10. Got to clear the books for the football finals that are covid free….

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  11. Love that satire ?? Sarcasm ?? Give you 10 out of 10 !

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  12. It also knows when school holidays come around

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  13. The virus is racist and sexist too! It attacks people at breast cancer screening clinics but not people in hair salons.

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