Desperate Dan Andrews resorts to doctored photos to keep deceiving Victorians


This is the “recovery photo” posted by the staff of Victorian Premier and “superman Dan” Andrews. It looks like falling down steps, cracking vertebrae, breaking ribs and spending a few days in ICU just wouldn’t keep him down. Dan seems almost ready to go out for a jog.

MORE rumours are swirling around Victorian Premier Dan Andrews. Some have him being arrested, others that a “former Victorian Labor Minister” beat him up at an “undisclosed location”, possibly near Lindsay Fox’s holiday home at Portsea where he was staying. Others suggest he was drunk when he fell down steps – leaving him seriously injured with three broken ribs and fractured vertebrae.

But now Andrews has dug himself even deeper into his hole of lies and deception around his role in the Melbourne hotel quarantine debacle. He has posted a photo of himself allegedly getting examined at Melbourne’s Alfred Hospital. The problem is that the photo does not align with even the official story about his injuries and is a Photoshop job to boot.

A Twitter poster named James Anderson said he ran a metadata check and a healthy, almost radiant-looking Andrews head had clearly been lifted from somewhere else and placed on the body. “This is what happens when the king of spin is away, the work experience kid is put in charge of Photoshop, FAIL! Rule 1: Remove metadata from image…” Anderson said.

According to The Age newspaper, Andrews was taken to the specialist trauma centre at the Alfred on March 9th after being transported from the Peninsula Private Hospital near Frankston on the Mornington Peninsula. But Andrews’ Twitter “recovery photo” about four days later shows him unmarked and wearing some sort of brace while a nurse attends.

Another poster called “Trump Won” said a contact in the nursing community said Andrews had face injuries as well: “Yes, that’s what I heard from an ICU nurse…said his face was battered and bruised.” Others were convinced that Andrews, known as a big drinker, was drunk and fell. That’s quite possible too, given that Andrews is under all sorts of pressures, almost all entirely self-generated.

The Twitter comments were prompted by City Lawyers, a Melbourne-based account connected to the local legal fraternity, which questioned whether Dan’s “accident” was in fact a bashing. “The bashing location can remain undisclosed but the basher was an ex ALP Minister. Can we see the medical reports in a state where we can’t even see the budget papers?…Now WHO would want to bash Dan ? And why? Draw your own conclusions,” City Lawyers posted. Cairns News can only speculate who that ex-minister that might be and City Lawyers were not prepared to put out a name for obvious reasons.

For a premier to fake a photo is a big scandal in itself. You might call it criminal deception and yet another stain on Victoria’s Labor government. And don’t hold your breath waiting for it to be investigated, given the compliant Melbourne media club that willingly played Andrews’ economy-wrecking lockdown game for months.

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Posted on March 16, 2021, in General and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 18 Comments.

  1. truthtellertonni

    Nice that he gets to spend time down the beach.
    I hope he breaks his neck next time.


  2. I thought Dan Andrews would have facial injuries if he was allegedly bashed. My wife brought up a good argument that State Premiers would have 24/7 Security guards since not 100% sure would anyone else know this answer?

    In this photo Dan is focusing his sight somewhere else and that body looks very young more than likely then could be Photoshopped. The $64k question where is Dan then and are the cobal preparing another Clone of Dan 🤔🤔🤔


  3. Dan; This article is the FIRST good laugh for me today!


  4. Ian Richardson

    I still believe he fell down some steps AND those steps need to be put in lock down, AND
    a royal commission held into those steps. BUT if he was arrested, that is even BETTER.


  5. Jenny Mikakos sent the boys around?


  6. Ever so hopeful Tonia but lots will share your sentiments.Thanks Editor


  7. If indeed Photos can easily be Photoshopped what about videos.

    BREAKING NEWS!!! Biden is faking his speeches was brought to my Attention by Beforeitsnews so I did one better I actually recorded the clip at 25% of normal speed take a look at the Microphones and Bidens hand. Ed feel free to bring it to the masses if indeed America is being conned.


  8. Well done question 21. Send us an email at Ed


  9. truthtellertonni

    Yes Questioned, I was about to add that comment myself about Biden. I’ve seen those videos where his hand is in front of the microphone insteadbehindthe microphone. & apparently there is one Biden and behind him is a green screen.
    I have a few theories.
    Maybe these ppl aren’t were they are ment to be (i won’t go down that rabbit hole thou). Maybe One World Government are being bought in. It’s going to happen eventually.


  10. I agree Biden is using a Green or Blue screen for any of his speeches will never do a live speech because he could not respond well on the spot to live questions not how Trump could do them in his sleep.

    Ohhh I know about being down the rabbit hole been in and out of it for decades. For sure New World Order that indeed has One Government, One Digital Currency and will not be Bitcoin and One World Army not sure be the UN or not.


  11. Excuse me, what is wrong with this image? After all it has been reported that various countries have ordered guillotines (the ones they used in the French revolution) such as in Canada, USA, etc. So to test run nit they used Comrade Dan and well his head came off clean and so they in error put it back on the wrong body, or perhaps intentionally so to avoid you all seeing how mangled his body ended up after some former Ministers were back stabbing him with real knives. The poor guy now has a dual personality (OK, nothing new about him in that regard, as I view it) having to live with his neck possibly showing still some robe burns after their failed to use the Mussolini kind of execution in error by the neck, not by the feet. Soon you will end up even feeling sorry for him as already media is making known not to criticize him while he is in (alleged) ill health, as after all those who died during his time at the helm hardly will i him as they are dead, so why should those who survived the onslaught complain if the dead do not do so? With Comrades you will know they will support you until you are a liability and then well plenty of them disappeared without a trace. Perhaps the local crocodile parks may have some telling stories about that?


  12. the fact that the ‘belts and road’ project got canned means he had to be beaten by the CCP.
    “Play silly games, win silly prizes!”


  13. Great news reporting. We hear nothing in Melbourne, the “mushroom state”.


  14. Love it ♥️ to the town square I SAY with all of them


  15. As soon as I read that he had ” fallen down stairs” I was reminded of the battered wife in a domestic violence situation, claiming ” she just fell down the stairs!” Seems to be a standard answer to cover up a crime.


  16. Why can’t Dan post a short video update of his progress? Is he jaw broken and can’t speak? There must be a serious explanation for him not speaking!


  17. The reporters enemies.

    Was it at Lindsay Foxes house? Was it the teen daughter of a high ranking union man? Was Dan sipping champagne from $10,000 bottles of champagne?Who actually snotted the Dan? We know who it was? The mainstream media are to afraid to print the details.


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