Number One Joke in England ….

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine is so advanced in Israel that we can cut off a man’s testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.

The German doctor said, "That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor said, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor laughed, "You all are behind us. Seven years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole damn country is looking for work!"