Gina Reinhart moves to AI for Roy Hill mine security

Letter to the Editor

Meet ANGUS the Autonomous SECURITY ROBOT, Gina’s more Human than Human Spook.

https://smpsecurityrobot.com

‘The MVP will soon be home to an Autonomous Security Vehicle that will help his human colleagues patrol the village grounds and ensure our people feel safe on our sites.

Part of our security partner Executive Risk Solutions’ offering, Angus (Dalek), the security robot began his four weeks swing in early November on a trial basis.

Editor: Can’t see any bazookas?

A purpose built, all terrain vehicle featuring 360 degree video recording and thermal PTZ camera, (to watch that workers are safely locked in their units at night), Angus can detect security threats and let (a skeleton crew) of security personnel, both on site and (1300 klm’s away) in Perth, know if someone needs help.

“Angus uses artificial intelligence to detect and respond to threats; (EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE), from human intruders to wild dogs.

He also learns the normal behaviours of the site, so he can respond to anti – socialist behaviour or if something just isn’t quite right, (like non compliance),” explains Superintendent (Effing Yes Man), Dave Dick. (Real surname and title withheld for future reference.)

“He (it. Let’s keep it real) comes with a two way intercom system, alarms and lighting and can escalate security threats to a control centre that ensures an immediate response.”

It is another addition to Roy Hill’s sophisticated security presence across our Village common areas, including CCTV, increased lighting and 24/7 human security patrol (coming to a town near you).

While it is still learning the ways of the MPV, a human (hahahahaha) security guard will walk with him (it) on initial shifts to show him (it) the ropes.

“If you see Angus (it) and his (human) minder around the MPV, feel free to go and say hello but please don’t interfere with his important work (or you humans will be confined to your site accommodation until EXTERMINATED!!!).”

https://www.royhill.com.au (our smart mine, sharing our values with our 5G smart cities and future 6G interfaced to you.)

How smart are you?

from Cataclysmic Duck

Western Australia

About Editor, cairnsnews

One of the few patriots left who understands the system and how it has been totally subverted under every citizen's nose. If we can help to turn it around we will, otherwise our children will have nothing. Our investigations show there is no 'government' of the people for the people of Australia. The removal of the Crown from Australian Parliaments, followed by the incorporation of Parliaments aided by the Australia Act 1987 has left us with corporate government with policies not laws, that apply only to members of political parties and the public service. There is no law, other than the Common Law. This fact will be borne out in the near future as numerous legal challenges in place now, come to a head soon.

Posted on December 12, 2022, in Robots and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. CATACLYSMIC DUCK

    I could very well be crazy Ryan Mahon.

    Compliant workers and union representatives who are hunky dory with near fully autonomous workplaces definitely are.

    These ASV’s are nasty pieces of work Ryan, they’ve no respect for your privacy, they want you to look them in their beady little lenses and talk to them, so they can match your voice profile to your photo ID so you can’t use four letter words off camera for fucks sake and they suck hole to head office if they catch you having three minutes downtime on the crapper reading Cairns News or your not wearing PPE just because they’re privileged and in with the clique and they’re like Khazars.

    Once they learn your rounds, your eliminated and they assume your identity……and the upstarts cruise to the seedy, good side of camp to unwind and recharge, you try doing that.

    Lots of theys and yours and ands Ryan.

    Your not a security officer?

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  2. CATACLYSMIC DUCK

    Angus is the man Ryan 👍

    It is said he survives on one empty bowl of rice per day and doesn’t require a uniform and PPE 🤑

    https://www.executiverisksolutions.com.au/executiverisksolutions-com-au/global-capabilities/security-operations/autonomoussecurity/

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  3. This is the most kentucky fried story i ever laid me eye’s on.. i hope to god this is a movie script so it can add to all the other shit movies that are on Netflix and cinema

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  4. ROTFL at the narrative. I didn’t see a 30mm gatling at least.

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  5. a gallon of petrol and a match will fix them or a well place 150 grainer 308, but I dont advocate vandalism in any way shape or form. I think I would make a good leftie with that comment, ha ha ha

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  6. Great to see CAT DUCK’S entertaining post now given ‘centre stage’.

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  7. Rosemary Tempany

    Interesting that the owner of the mine ( looked very much like her ) , sporting pearls & a yellow dress was spotted & commented on in alt media , at the Trump event 15th Nov.

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  8. That’s so typical of her!!

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  9. What? No authorised AI killer robots? If they’re good enuff for San Francisco Police they surely must be good enuff for the Oz outback.

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