PM Albo the lyar bird is in Turkey telling the Muslims the sky is about to fall in – not from a Syrian missile but from dreaded climate change. Albo wanted to bribe the delegates at the COP 31 UN climate conference with a round of coffee to make himself into a hero of the climate cult, massaging the delegates so they will vote for him when he runs for the position of UN Secretary General.
Albanese flew (by plane) into the Mediterranean resort town of Antalya on Turkey’s southern coast on Tuesday where he linked action on climate change to a stronger economy during an address to the leaders summit.
Australia has one of the weakest economies in the western world thanks to massive borrowings for renewables subsidies but the media is used to lyar bird whoppers.
“Turkish coffee for the delegates,” The Frequent Flyer ordered from the cafe, “but make the 193 Australian cups in hardened porcelain please we don’t want it eating through onto their laps or melons.”
“The 90,000 other registered delegates can line up at the coffee van we brought all the way from Bourke St and to make it authentically Aussie we included a handful of union baristas who appreciated the holiday and not having to front the CFMEU Corruption Inquiry running in Brisbane,” Albo told the inquisitive Daily Sabah reporters hanging off his every word who had no idea what he was saying, just assuming he was lying.
He got the cafe tab for $30,000 and didn’t ruffle a feather. He promptly shuffled the tab onto the special delegate for coffee bills and airfares who added it to the $5.6m Qantas and accommodation folder.