UNBEKNOWN to many, Cairns News has discovered a Net Zero Melbourne Methane Cup to be run in the aftermath of the big day in Melbourne.
Here is our Melbourne Cup Phantom Call 2025:
Distance: 3,200 metres (165th Cup); Time: 3pm Aust EST, 8th November, 2025. Location: Secret
Net Zero Melbourne Methane Cup Sponsored by Lexus, Ivermectin and BirdBlender Wind Power.
$10m purse – 1st $4.4m; 2nd: $1.1m; 3rd: $560,000; 4th: $360,000; 5th: $240,000; 6-12th: 160,000; 13-24th: $100,000.
The field, of course, will be running exclusively on feed treated with with Gates Inc’s Zero Methane supplement and each horse will receive an Anti-Carbonvax. A finish is not guaranteed.
Your form guide to the 2030 cup, a world fair/expo where the running rail has been moved preemptively over decades, leaving nothing to chance for the inbuilt degradation of fiat and fictional limits of growth to converge for aristocratic globalist elites’ digital one world wet dream.
Of cause it’s about the plebeians.
As Moderna man said, paraphrasing, the world economy cannot sustain the weight of an unlimited old aged population.
Pretty well spells out the needs for medical tyranny.
https://www.fii-institute.tv/video/2425/world-in-2030
My two bob is on More Felons.
Being on the round table with a Fink, and like most of the Finks of this world his real name is Scriptwriter.
Also a cult member of DEPOP, he runs around gelded but stiff.
If he loses, like most whinging punters on this forum I’ll also be eternally stiff.
Here are your change makers, point zero one brass razoos for you 🤮, one hundred gold bars for them 🤑, ten thousand to one on to win, without an armed population, you’ve got Buckley’s and none chance in hell to defeat them.
https://www.fii-institute.tv/video/2240/first-board-of-changemakers-geoeconomics
Senate passed CDC bill, posted yesterday by commenter joey.
Where is Mr Lamp-Post and Mr. Rope at present ?
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyfBugx-rTY ]
Sounds like a gas!
Not to cause offence to the new Australians and to maintain cultural diversity quotas, there is also pre-tournament camel race.
Due to their lactose intolerance, all camels are nourished with imported soy milk, and fed with a Middle Eastern vegan falafel-houmous based diet.
Certain Melbourne protest groups raised legitimate concerns about the chickpea ingredients and the legumes known propensity for inducing excessive methane emissions from the camels.
Blue haired progressive counter-protestors were right to denounce them as white nazi racist bigot scum, climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers and probably crypto-Cairns News readers.
I am backing Pauline Hanson’s Goodie Two Shoes…A real,outsider but a cert to win, as long as there is no interference by Labor’s “Flatten the Curve”!
We need humour badly! Thank you!
NICE TO SEE SOME HUMOUR IN AMONGST OUR WORLD OF TYRANY.