Shorten the odds
On his recent trip to the USA, Bill Shorten addressed a major gathering of the American Indigenous Indian chiefs.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Australian Aborigine’s present standard of living.
Though vague in detail, he spoke about his ideas for helping his “sisters and brothers.”
Afterwards, the Indian Chief’s presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new native language name, which translated into English as “Walking Eagle”, which he proudly accepted.
After Shorten left, a news reporter asked the Indian Chief’s spokesman how they came to select this name.
He explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.