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Jeanine’s Melbourne Cup Phantom Call 2024

Distance:  3,200 metres  (164^th Cup);   Time:  3pm Aust EST, 5^th November, 2024.

Melbourne Covid Exposé Cup Sponsored by Lexus and Ivermectin

$8.56m purse – 1^st $4.4m; 2^nd: $1.1m; 3^rd: $550,000; 4^th: $350,000; 5^th: $230,000; 6-12^th – 160,000.

Field: (including Jockeys and Owners [O])

Ladies and Gents, welcome to Flemington’s bright and sunny Spring 2024 Melbourne Cup Day.  There’s excitement in the air.  People are dressed to the nines, the famous roses are bloomin’  brilliant, horses are in top condition; and owners and trainers nervously anticipate another world-class Melbourne Cup.   This 164^th  Melbourne Covid Exposé Cup Sponsored by Lexus and Ivermectin is shaping up to once again stop the nation as Mum & Dad punters place an annual jab on their long-shots for that most famous 2 mile, or 3,200 metre run.  The horses have far better odds than mug punters, fighting fearlessly for the nearly $4½ m prize and the global glory.  There’s world-wide interest, and plenty of international horses out to take it home.

The pre-race pomp and ceremony is over and they’re at the barriers, the business end of the race where hopes and dreams are dashed or made; where legends make their mark.  The crème de la crème of horse-flesh is prancing and dancing before the barriers as barrier attendants load them in.  Sea King’s first in barrier 1 with Topher Field aboard; Athabascan in 2 with Peter Dob-in Dutton riding — nearly scratached for indecision; Warp Speed ridden by Klaus Schwabb is WEFfing attendants around too.

Maria Zeee on Zardozi in now, unsettled by Kamala Harris in 5 on the Murray Bridge hope Trust In You —trying to tell attendants she drew barrier one!  Malcolm Roberts on Knight’s Choice lifts his whip and threatens his sword to hem her in; Rebekah Barnett showing how Absurde that behaviour is as Anthony Albanese flies in next door crying poor on Manzoice.  Reiner Fuellmich in on Saint George; RFK Jnr squishes Okita Soushi in next to fellow fighter Julian Assange on favourite Vauban.

Barrier Attendants corral Donald Trump for once as Onesmoothoperator.   Steve Bannon’s out of jail riding Just Fine locked in again and ready to break out.  Interpretation with Tony Nikolic in for the long haul;  Jo Cashman – Sharp ‘N’ Smart in; Bill Gates on Mostly Cloudy trying to destroy barrier 16 till he saw Aussie Cossack on Kovalica;  Kennedy Land Legend Bob Katter swearing at Anthony Fauci on Big Pharma’s Fancy Man: “we don’t like your shonky doctoring, you mongrel!”

Monica Smit in on Positivity, as is Pt. Hedland Buckaroo Adrian McRae and John Larter aboard Valiant King.  Joe Biden got lost even with The Map before attendants man-handled his mare in.  Lastly in barrier 24, used to being underestimated, Merl Dorey on Circle of Fire, an informed choice for sure.

Starter is ready on his stand, waiting for them to settle …. 

And they’re off like a turbo cancer explosion, a nice even start with most flying out of the barriers to contest the 2024 Melbourne Covid Exposé Cup.  Most of the field have UN breeding somewhere and are here Sea King to steal it if they can.   Still bunched up at Warp Speed, Kovalica looking Sharp ‘N’ Smart.  Vauban avoiding Circle of Fire did Just Fine.  Dob-in Dutton on Athabascan  tried to Okita Soushi Valiant King and will Positivity get a holiday open to Interpretation.

Fauci’s Fancy Man interfering with Manzoice galloping disinformation to Trust In You which is Absurde and Rebekah said so in no Mostly Cloudy terms.  Joe Biden’s way off The Map somewhere Sea King hairy legs and girls to sniff, called out by Maria Zeee who’s not Zardozi one.  

Monica Positivity taking off like a Land Legend she is.  Onesmoothoperator sitting in just behind watching the Athabascan all play out, which is Just Fine.   Albo’s got The Map to his new Manzoice mansion on the beach.   Trust in You wants to plant windmills in his Sharp ‘N’ Smart sea view Sea King to Okita Soushi the value to an Absurde lowly figure.  Albo will need his QANTAS upgrades to escape the Circle of Fire from the Buckaroo from Timbucktoo. 

As they gallop past the 1,000 metre mark they’re spreading out a bit, Saint George dragon on the inside rail slightly but still ahead of Warp Speed and despite the Vauban on ivermectin Knight’s Choice is doing Valiant King Positivity.   RKF on Okita Soushi’s outed the jibbity jab scam and stuck it through the Mostly Cloudy Knight’s Choice W.E.F. for their Absurde Warp Speed kill-shot they thought was Just Fine.  The Deep State Circle Of Fire was Onesmoothoperator to Zardozi the whole world into Positivity Valiant King submission under the guiding hand of Fancy Man Fauci and his Sad Little Man lies Sea King The Map to become the whole world’s doctor. 

It was a Sharp ‘N’ Smart plan given the Kovalica when Just Fine Buckaroo freedom fighters joined Julian Assange to Vauban their Absurde plan to keep it and the jabs Mostly Cloudy.  It was a Knight’s Choice cover-up open to Interpretation by Tony Nikolic, RFK and others.  Big Pharma and Mainstream Media^(MSM) thought it was Just Fine to Vauban anyone making the Knight’s Choice to abstain from the jabba-dabba-doo and cancel them properly.

Onesmoothoperator with Trump on board said HCQ was good to go, giving the Sharp ‘N’ Smart heads up to any Buckaroo who would listen, that it was a remedy like ivermectin and other Just Fine vitamins which would encase the shonky man-made virus in a Circle of Fire.  But Manzoice of MSM had the inside running and Zardozi’d the  Buckaroo suggestion by Onesmoothoperator saying it was Absurde and Interpretation that Trump said to inject bleach.  Fancy Man Fauci was Warp Speed behind with a whip – a Saint George in sheep’s clothing playing Knight’s Choice saviour to the world when he was putting a Circle of Fire around the globe for his stablemates.

Coming into the turn there’s a bit of space between some runners, but Biden’s out the back – he can’t even find The Map and is nowhere near the Land Legend.  Gates has made it too Mostly Cloudy for him to work it out, while Kamala by Trust In You Tampon Tim and WEF has lost trust of the people.  

Albo’s got a Manzoice upgrade to a Mostly Cloudy future but he’s leveraging it while he can, and it’s all open to Interpretation say Aussie Cossack’s Kovalica owners, Kangaroo Court, looking Sharp ‘N’ Smart with Positivity.  Westpac’s announced an Absurde $7 billion profit, and you can be sure WhichBank and Nab ‘n’ Grab  will be Onesmoothoperator too, Sea King a Valiant King profit at the expense of the real workers who Kovalica their coffers. They’re banking on being able to Athabascan their Absurde quantitive easing and CBDC activities so continue to shiskabob their Okita Soushi customer stayers to own the Land Legend and the whole The Map.  The Reserve Bank meets in the elite Fancy Man race-goers tent today to continue handicapping the nation with Knight’s Choice interest rates, even if they “restrict” the damage by putting the rates on hold till next time, where they’ll get away with a Warp Speed Kovalica.

As they come into the straight the jig might be up as the freedom fighters band together in a tight-knit bunch, shown the way by Onesmoothoperator taking the arrows Sea King to show up Bidenomics and central bankers for the lie it is at Warp Speed. 

Donald Trump on Onesmoothoperator has welcomed RFK’s expertise to Okita Soushi Fancy Man Fauci’s  Big Pharma outfits and their Mostly Cloudy Warp Speed operations.  They couldn’t Vauban it forever as Julian Assange has shown, even though he had to plead guilty to the Buckaroo crime of committing real Interpretation journalism.  Steve Bannon can attest to that, out of jail too, ready to Circle of Fire the Deep State operations as they fall apart because Onesmoothoperator pointed to the Absurde truths with outrageous Land Legend language.  MSM gave it a Mostly Cloudy Interpretation so Absurde no-one believed them.  Their ratings have tanked but Independent Media, the MAGA movement and the likes of Derek Johnson have sent forth ripples of Just Fine truth and discovery and previously Vauban’d real journalism all over The Map. 

The Absurde truth is surging away towards the finish line now, but the Deep State is kicking hard while they’re going down, getting ready for the Big Cheat again as Trump on Onesmoothoperator is out front with RFK Just Fine on Okita Soushi.  They’ve got their Trust In You MSM trying to Warp Speed the population but they’re not buying even though they’ve already called the “fully counted” US Election in favour of Kamala!!  That’s going to get a Sharp ‘N’ Smart reaction from the Saint George’s who’ve witnessed the rigging.  Trump’s “Too Big To Rig” will be so big but they’ve gotta try and they’ll use every dirty Fancy Man trick to Land Legend their Mostly Cloudy Interpretation wheeling out the de-bunked Russiagate scandal with their Five Eyes spies and Chinese masters.

Aussie Buckaroo Adrian McRae started a ripple from Port Hedland that will Circle Of Fire across all Australia councils.  There’s a seven-fold galloping increase in funerals since the jabs were rolled out, and people dying suddenly everywhere or vaccine injured.  Myocarditis is Absurde rampant globally.  Onesmoothoperator Pt Hedland council has called for immediate suspension of the Pfizer and Moderna jibbity-jabs, citing evidence of DNA contamination. 

All Vauban’s are off as the field Kovalica towards the finish line.  Buckaroo has Circle of Fire, Warp Speed and Fancy Man “Trust In You” Mostly Cloudy under Manzoice on The Map Athabascan fairly beaten, and tailing the field. 

The rest of the Land Legends are slogging it out for the finish.  Trump on Onesmoothoperator  is out by a length, Fight, Fight, Fighting!  Buckaroo next, Vauban in there, Maria’s Zardozi not so dozey boxed in just behind, talking her way out.   Rebekah, Reiner and RFK neck-a-neck on Absurde, Saint George and Okita Soushi, with Topher urging Sea King on beside Meryl’s Circle of Fire.  Kovalica for Aussie Cossack!  Tony Nikolic on Interpretation, Bob Katter — Land Legend, Steve Bannon — Just Fine; Jo Cashman Sharp ‘N’ Smart, Malcolm Roberts Knight’s Choice. Close but no cigar John Larter on Valiant King, Monica Smit on Positivity all there at the end.  But its Onesmoothoperator still a length ahead of Buckaroo and Vauban – barely a nose in it, Zardozi and Absurde stride it out with Okita Soushi,  Sea King, Circle of Fire, Kovalica, Interpretation, Land Legend …..

But it’s Onesmoothoperator finishing strongly on the finish line, then Buckaroo a nose ahead of Vauban, nothing in it between Zardozi and Absurde….

But the Cup is all Onesmoothoperator’s to savour today.  He’s taken the 2024 Melbourne Covid Exposé Cup Sponsored by Lexus and Ivermectin.   Trump has his fighting fist in the air as do McRae and Assange on Buckaroo and Vauban, congratulating the winner too as they trot back around from the finish line.

Jeanine Bird

5/11/24