By John Mikkelsen
One of the things that seems to have been irrevocably killed off in today’s woke world, is the art of seduction.
Forget the theme songs of many Hollywood movies that entertained growing teenagers and their parents in the ‘50’s and ‘60s such as Bing Crosby crooning to a wavering Doris Day, “Baby it’s Cold Outside” or Doris returning mixed but encouraging messages in her “Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps…” The implicit message then was, maybe. Convince me …
Things got a bit more heated by the ‘80s when AC/DC belted out “She Shook Me All Night Long” and Joe Cocker followed that up with the equally explicit “You Can Leave Your Hat On … (yes, yes, yes )…”
These days No means No, right? Well maybe not, if you’re a Labor State Government seemingly keen to ignore the overwhelming “No bloody way” expressed by 61 percent of the voting population to a divisive The Voice referendum. No, they’ll do it their way, anyway.
But back to the sexual connotations, today’s young males could be thoroughly confused by the latest definition of rape which doesn’t have to involve the word No, or even physical messages implying a Yes, especially when there is alcohol involved!
Be very careful or you could end up facing a court case in which the basic thrust is “he said/ she said.” The judge then has to wade through a legal minefield or to use the latest trending term – an “omnishambles” to form a personal opinion of who told the biggest fibs.
Let’s use a colloquial definition everyone outside the Bar can understand – a “shitstorm.” Just because there was arguably no clearly expressed consent, or none that the judge would believe.
So having not come down in the latest April shower and having been around the block more than a few times, I thought I would offer some hopefully helpful advice for blokes on a boozy night out:
. If you are lucky enough to meet a girl/ woman who doesn’t reject your initial pick-up line, let her buy her own drinks!
. If she agrees to go back to your place for a shot of whiskey or to listen to your vinyl collection (beats Spotify) don’t pash her in public. Big Brother is watching.
. If you go back to your office rather than home because your girlfriend is there waiting, ask the security guard or the Uber driver to note her relative sobriety.
. If it’s in the early hours of the morning, don’t try to convince anyone that you only went there to complete some work project that’s not due for several weeks.
. If you eventually get clear signals that she’s now ready for sex, whip out your mobile phone and record her clearly stating, “Yes, go ahead, I’m yours, lover boy!” or words to that effect.
. If your phone is out of charge, whip out the statutory declaration form you should keep in your wallet for just such an occasion and get her to sign it with a big tick for Yes. Maybe the security guard could witness it. (If it’s No, go take a cold shower).
. If she passes out naked on the couch, don’t leave her there for the security guard to discover, hours later.
. Finally, if her recollection is hazy and for whatever reason you are accused of rape, and you have taken the above steps, you should be able to prove your innocence beyond “the realms of probability” . Don’t sell your story to the media, they’re dodgy as Hell, and if the trial is aborted or you’re cleared, don’t “go back in the lion’s den to retrieve your hat”. Or your wallet.
All of which makes me very glad I grew up back in the days when seduction was alive and well, woke just meant we were awake (not brain dead) LGBTIQ+ were just random letters, there were only two genders, and sex scandals with a web of lies on both sides never determined or influenced a Federal election. Gone forever..
John Mikkelsen is a former editor of three Queensland regional newspapers, columnist, freelance writer and author of the Amazon Books Memoir, Don’t Call Me Nev. (https://www.amazon.com.au/Dont-Call-Nev-John-Mikkelsen/dp/B09S244GP1/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=)
Some live links to the songs if wanted:
Baby it’s cold outside https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009kRJKf9rg
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUVT1NZtZPo
She Shook me all night long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2qQmj0_h4
You can keep your hat on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgwrdYUQ2A
PS.: And don’t forget, to make 100% certain that any prospective woman is an unvaxxed pure-blood.
This is a new hazard that is easy to overlook. But could prove disastrous.
Sorry to hear about yoga experience David, – but don’t give up.
Unfortunately that wouldn’t work with me, as I spent many years living in Asia, with a couple in India, and I am deeply familiar with the whole so called Hathayoga corpus (post-11th C), such as the AS, APr, VM, KhV, etc, and its Vajrayana Yogini-Tantra (Tohoku: 360-441) source texts (7th to 11th C), such as the JS, GST, HT, CS, etc, and Kaula affiliates, KMT, KJN, etc, and Saiva-Bhairava Tantra source texts (6th to 7th C): ie., the Brahmayamala (BY), Siddesyogivarimata (SYM), Jayadrsthayamala (JY), and Tantrasadbhava (TS) Tantras.
Most of these silly women are ignorant of all this, so why would anyone even listen to a word they say?
There is a reason why such women are dabbling in such things, which mostly relates to their feeble attempts at maintaining a youthful and healthy body [precisely as described in the previously named texts], – as many of these women desire such effects as a means of maintaining their erroneously perceived sexual power over men.
But what I always do, involves of quick scan and examination of the condition of the ‘older women’ yoga teachers, so I can immediately assess the reality of their practical understanding of such things. But sadly for them, I have yet to find one over fifty who is not grey and wrinkled. This is contrary to what is expected.
At this stage, – I enjoy rubbing their wrinkled faces in their own arrogent ignorance.
…….
If only these silly women understood what the complete eradication of ‘the fetter of death’ actually means? As described in certain of the above texts.
Unfortunately for them, this is an ongoing multi-year discipline, but seriously worthwhile, as it activates an interesting biological regeneration process known as ‘valipalita,’ which literally translates as the ‘eradication of wrinkles and grey hair.’
Which is why we have soft and tight wrinkle free skin, no grey hair, no receding gums or repulsive teeth, no spectacles, exceptional hearing, no impotency, or any other physical defects, hence, – women have no power over us.
In fact, we have something they desire, – and we know it!
All in all, very good stuff to those who love playing the game of life.
As the previously mentioned ‘chudaka-apadravya’ eliminates any need for poisoning the body with Viagra type chemicals, the same goes for contraceptives, – bin em!.
if the mental concentration techniques for seminal retention and sublimation accidentally slip, and the ejaculation process commences, – simply press the perineum with two fingers. Seminal emission is halted and redirected into the bladder. Once again, no need for female poisonous contraceptive chemicals or male willy-wellies.
This particular procedure should be followed by an auxiliary technique, – but this isn’t the place for that.
So if you still want to learn such things, yoga studios are probably best avoided.
Don’t give up, – and bow to no one.
@Dr, I’m hardly alone with my views. No i’m not too fussy when it comes to women (how ironic). And fyi I joined a Yoga studio and was subjected to misandry from staff AND female members and was forced to cancel my membership.
In Western Australia feminism struggles to survive, the women would rather get careers than run political agendas emanating from Rockerfellas et al, and the men just go to Asia for wives. You can go to Hanoi and the girls there will completely ignore your female company and hit on you relentlessly. They used to be like that around East Germany too. If I was looking for a wife I would have no hesitation in going to Guangzhou or maybe Korea and you not only get a really good wife you get a motivational coach that leads by example. You just keep to one rule for them: keep the focus and don’t fuck around. They are very entertaining sometimes doing the weirdest things, make sure they don’t burn the house down, and best if you have a car with no power steering. If Westernised women do not deprogram themselves of feminism they will go extinct, and will anyone care ? Personally I would barely notice. I like and respect all sorts of women for example from Michalea Cash through to Lidia Thorpe but I don’t see them as women, I see them more as “individuals”. If I look at Westernised women these days and they think I am hitting on them they are sadly mistaken.
‘Now most young women will only consider partnering with the top 1% of men.’
Sorry David, and with all due respect, – but this is just defeatist ‘incel’ nonsense, if it were even remotely true, even millionaires would be incels, – which their not.
If you have been single for thirty years, do you really think that’s entirely women’s fault? – or is it your own choice? Do you actually go out and try meeting women?, – you must meet them half way.
If your currently looking for some intelligent romance, why not try signing up for adult education evening courses, or something?. They are filled with plenty of lovely ladies of all ages, who are often looking for intelligent male company.
Pubs and clubs are meet up places for teenagers and young adults, whereas people over thirty, usually start moving into more age appropriate meeting places. where alcohol is not involved. Are you looking in the right places?
In fact, I had to laugh some months back, when a pensioner I know, who had just returned from a cruise, said with all seriousness, that I should go on one!, – as their full of minted lady divorcees looking for company!, – whom apparently, were chucking their money about like there’s no tomorrow! – At least their smart enough to realise time’s no longer on their side.
So don’t give yourself a hard time, because if you truly desire nice female company, – there’s plenty out there, or are you too picky?.
And yes, women are keeping fit, and why not?, looking after one’s body and health is important, and if men did the same, they would probably meet healthy women in the process. In fact, a power-lifter mate of mine is getting married this September, – he met his wife to be at the gym.
Another problem is living in the same place for decades, – do you move to new pastures?, – women are instinctively attracted to new blood, its a genetic survival mechanism that inhibits inbreeding. The reality has always been, that when demand for healthy female mates outstrips supply, that’s when males have to move to new pastures: this is nature’s way.
And as I previously hinted at, if you familiarise yourself with the ancient Indian chudaka-apadravya, – you’ll soon be ‘extremely popular’ with the mature ladies.
If you want to know how healthy women really think when among themselves, and not putting on a public show, – come on over to the ‘Katie’s Arms’ online pub every Friday night [UK time].
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uuKCjwQ4BY
Despite what incels believe, – their lifestyle is mostly by choice: don’t buy into their nonsense, – women are lovely.
As far as I can tell, women replaced men with fitness goals and children with puppies starting in the 90’s, spurred on my Oprah and the women’s magazines pushing women to be more career focussed and independant, and successfull marketing campaigns like Nike’s “Just do it” campaign enticing women to jog (in their runners of course). However the attack on the family has its roots in the Rockefeller-created women’s liberaton/feminist movement, and planned parenthood going back to the 60’s. That was followed by the #Metoo movement and Instagram influencers. And I guess those that didn’t identify with those labels became Karens or dykes. Now most young women will only consider partnering with the top 1% of men. So I guess it’s no wonder i’ve been single for the last 30 years.
I’m not sorry nor old fashion. Sex outside marriage is still “fornication” that’s why these problems arise. Sex was made for marriage and for building a family which is the foundation of a healthy society. All throughout history civilizations have fallen because of this Sin! It’s obvious that people don’t learn from history.
Easy Rider: “Daviddd2, your definition of “sex” is about as open to interpretation as the current definition of rape.”
Certainly not my definition, mate, the American Congress ruled on it. In the case of alleged consensual sex both parties must agree, otherwise it never took place. 😉
[Typo correction to last post: – should have spelt apadravya].
Another thing I realised long ago, – was never ever, start a relationship with a women who does not share your political views. You will always be disagreeing about everything, and there will be no joy, – it can never work.
With a woman who genuinely shares your political stance, the result is always hugely compatible, life is great fun, and I also found, that such women were hugely aphrodisiac. The other lot were simply repulsive.
I suppose it boils down to know thyself.
The Globalists’ “Feminism” has been an outrageous success, now Westernised women are virtually colour coded and nobody in their right mind would go near one. They just want to dominate us, show us they are more of a man than we are, even wearing fake fingernails and eyelashes, their agenda is to try to humiliate us and get our house for free, this is how the game is played these days. Personally I take my advice from margaret thatcher, “we are all individuals now” so I have no family, no community, no nation, none of it applies, I go to my grave with nothing and no regrets. If society falls apart because of feminism and a birth rate of zero I don’t even care, just like to advise people that’s all, this is where you’re heading.
Right on Tony.
If you feel a bit limp, – dig out yer apadrava.
That gives her a – you fucking wot! – moment! – lol!
Daviddd2, your definition of “sex” is about as open to interpretation as the current definition of rape. Horny Bill C had his hand on the Bible and declared “I did not have sex with this woman” … but the answer my friend was Blowin’ in the Wind – along with Monica’s favourite dress. Oops.
“But whatever you do, never have sex with a woman who has anything to do with polics.”
Yeah, look what happened to Bill Clinton. A few polics and he got into trubble without even having sex. 🙂
I ain’t changing nothing.
First rule, act a teensy bit gay. Most women can’t resist proving their feminine charms will defeat any psycho-sexual maladjustmant. Then just go for it, but slowly, so that she is always the one making the next move. This is, after all, seduction 101 and is rule one in every text from “Secrets of Sumerian Sex” to the “Kama Sutra”.
Later, if she decides you need to go to prison because she is overcome with PS remorse, claim to the judge you are a woman and demand a prison for females. There you will encounter women who simply want to devour you. Proceed to be devoured but also hit the guard from time to time so that you don’t get parole.
If one of the convicts suffers PS remorse, do what I always do and point out to the judge it is impossible for an 81 year old to be guilty of coercion. If he does not believe you, become a woman again. But whatever you do, never have sex with a woman who has anything to do with polics. They are all toxic.
Miss Congealed Reality said – “And that’s why guys are going GAY!”
It’s all about DEPOPULATION, folks.
Want some DISINCENTIVE to procreation?
Try this – guaranteed to have even die-hard Bull Dykes running for the hills…
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(Stick “twitter” at the front)
Remember, fellas! When you go on a date make sure you take your Safety Kit with you and get the woman to sign the relevant papers before she even opens her mouth or has a drink:
1. Tape or video recorder.
2. Statutory consent form.
3. Breathalyser.
4. STD-free warranty.
5. Condoms.
6. Non-liability guarantee.
7. Income declaration.
8. Performance agreement with a non withdrawal clause.
9. Taxi docket.
Reckon if I missed anything feel free to add to the list. lol
And what has taken over is the art of mimmicking men, and juggling yoga classes, shopping and girlfriends.
And that’s why guys are going GAY!
(Or get sex dolls)
The women have just made it all too hard….And I don’t mean in the good way.
NO MORE C@ck for you!
…..Gee I miss the 80s.
Good one John, but here’s another couple of songs to add to your list – Carole King’s Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? and Linda Rondstat’s Poor Poor Pitiful Me … As a young bloke I also found Elvis crooning Baby Don’t Say Don’t was great for an up close jazz waltz or playing on the radio while watching the city lights twinkling in the distance from a favourite late night parking spot after Saturday night at a favourite watering hole.
In alleged sexual assault cases, drunken females are not considered capable of giving consent and are not held responsible for the situation they might find themselves in, however, a different standard applies to males who are considered criminally accountable for their alleged actions, despite being equally drunk. Nothing like equality before the law!
In old times not so long ago, before the invention of “the pill” and before “the sexual revolution” in the 60’s and 70’s, if a woman got raped before marriage it ruined her entire life, the child was called “a bastard” and probably became “an orphan”, abortions were done with coat hangers or whatever.
Nowadays rape can be just two drunks waking up with different ideas in their heads about what happened. Where was the injury ???
In the case of Linda Reynolds et al vs Katy Gallagher et al, Reynolds should have known not to back a man in these times. I think Reynolds should dig up whatever dirt she can find on Gallagher and then retire gracefully, leaving others to dish it out. Reynolds is a timid sort of character, I don’t know how she got her job.
On the matter of gender politics, it’s a mess these days. But for some time the feminists have I think had a book called “Too Many Men” which is about ratios. The irony of this is that all the men were grown in women’s bellies. This is clearly a women’s issue therefore the feminists should do something about it.
If it never happened in the first place and all is lies – maybe because of wishful thinking/revenge/nastiness, maybe start wearing a ‘body worn camera’ to prove your every action, every word – and hers!!!
As a woman, I find it very hard to believe most women these days!
Isaiah 3:12
Youths oppress my people, women rule over them. My people, your guides mislead/deceive you, cause you to err and you don’t know which way to go.
I watched some 50s/60s Perry Mason recently. He and Della Street had ‘romantic tension’ (as opposed to ‘sexual tension’) between them.
Good murder mystery stories without gratuitous sex scenes? I enjoyed them and may catch more reruns.
Very topical article, John, considering the time we have all had to ponder scenes of what may or may not occur in government suites.
(I seem to remember reading somewhere of a certain someone wanting a “sex scandal” just before that alleged incident).
However, I would HATE to be a male these days.
They surely would not know how to handle situations with some females.
A male can’t even whistle at a female across the street as used to happen – even if it did make us blush – but this modern day feminism and political correctness has ruined many things romantic and innocent I think.
I am so glad I grew up in the days when things were done and taken in good humour and accepted as a compliment.
As with most human interactions, – like attracts like, birds of feather, and what not.
Whether they realise it or not, people do actually attract, or gravitate towards their own kind, so if one half has underlying mental issues, that unfortunately, – is what they attract.
Someone who socialises within gardening groups, classic car groups, historical societies, etc, usually meet a different type of people.
In fact, I’ve always found the best place to meet great young women was at foreign language evening courses. The whole process of learning a foreign language involves hanging out and ‘talking’ with great women, – which is what chatting up ladies is all about.
As you pair up to practice conversation, the hard part’s already done for you, and as conversational mistakes inevitably and frequently occur, both participants end up seducing each other in a very natural and pleasant way: – highly recommended.
It also doesn’t take long, before singles are organising their own language themed meet-ups outside of class, etc. And of course, most are single, which is why they have free time to commit to the course.
As people are there to improve themselves, this needless to say, attracts a more intelligent type of lady, who are usually learning the language to apply practically in one form or another, whilst at the same time, – the undesirable losers typically self-eliminate themselves in the first four weeks.
So if someone’s looking for a new romantic interest, – sign up for a language course.
On the other hand, if people wants to go to the local ‘Bag’s Ball,’ and introduce themselves with – ‘alright dolly, fancy going halves on a baby?’ – then you get what you deserve.
Hehe…. Just what the WEF and UN ordered as per the 2030 Agenda… Women fearing men and Men fearing women. The more division the better.
Somewhere, over the Rainbow…. there’ll be a place for us, the regular Joes and Jills.
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