Dining out in 2022

We walked into a restaurant last night to have dinner…

“Hello, table for two, please.”

“Of course, and your name?”


“Great – and do you and your partner have your vaccination cards or can you show me your Digital AusGov VaX Certificates”

“Yes, We do…However, Can you tell us who our waiter will be tonight?”

“It looks like Brad will be your waiter.”

“Great, so can you show me Brad’s vaccination card?”


“And can you also provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?”


“Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on, or uses, recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Brad’s most recent ‘tox screen,’ that would be great.”

“Um, let me get the manager for you.”

About Editor, cairnsnews

One of the few patriots left who understands the system and how it has been totally subverted under every citizen's nose. If we can help to turn it around we will, otherwise our children will have nothing. Our investigations show there is no 'government' of the people for the people of Australia. The removal of the Crown from Australian Parliaments, followed by the incorporation of Parliaments aided by the Australia Act 1987 has left us with corporate government with policies not laws, that apply only to members of political parties and the public service. There is no law, other than the Common Law. This fact will be borne out in the near future as numerous legal challenges in place now, come to a head soon.

Posted on January 2, 2022, in Agenda 2030, ALP, AMA, Annastacia Palaszczuk, Covid Cops, covid lockdown, covid mandate, Covid Omicron, Covid passport, Covid vaccines, Covid-19 and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 20 Comments.

  1. Bravo!


  2. Love it.


  3. Michelle Lawler

    Absolutely love it 😊

    Michelle Lawler

    Sent from my iPhone



  4. Ash,
    No, they are NOT required to ask, in fact they commit an offense by asking. And that has been evidenced many times, including to,(but not limited to) the police. Maybe a summons to appear. in court, on a charge of discrimination, three days later might begin to bring home the reality of the situation for the manager/owner.
    The interesting part of all this is that the kid on the door is the second witness subpoena him, and watch him have an accident in his pants.


  5. Yep laughter is definitely the best vaccine against ‘covidiocy’. It’s also absolute kryptonite to these psychopaths. “I’m sorry, but my dog ate my vaccine card”.


  6. @Ash: “but won’t the proprietor just patiently explain that they are not required to produce Brad’s HIV status”

    WT.. ! Most probably, but then ask for the proprietor’s latest STD test result.


  7. Stay away from joints like that, you’ll catch incurable idiocy. The only way to stop it is to have the place go broke and shut down.

    You’ll miss out on your dose of 100% vexxine shedding but it doesn’t really go with Salt and Pepper Prawns anyway, right?


  8. Unfortunately, this is the reason for sheeple presence on polling day …


  9. Well done, they need this shit thrown back in their faces. You are a true inspiration.
    Did Brad pass all tests with flying colours?
    Did you get a meal?
    I find asking if they have had herpes is even worse for them, this really produces a 20 past 8 look.


  10. TOUCHE (don’t know how to do the accent)


  11. Thanks for the laugh!


  12. Are you people mad? Consistency in government? What nonsense will they think of next? Integrity? Legality? Where will it all end?


  13. Gabriele Gaven

    makes sense! and I will remember….asking is the key!


  14. Sooo sad that we are making jokes on this……..NEVER would I have thought I would be reading this Funny……..Hmmm so true and well said ……….HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL !!!!!!!


  15. I reckon that would have to be one of the best come backs I have ever seen in my 64 years of being on this earth , I would love to be able to remember that but at my age im flat out remembering where I live half the time ( joke haha ) LOVED IT THANKS CAIRNS NEWS LOVE YOUR WORK .


  16. Look, I understand the point you’re trying to make, but won’t the proprietor just patiently explain that they are not required to produce Brad’s HIV status or drug testing results, whereas they are required to ask for your vax status?


  17. Hahahah!!! This is EXACTLY what is needed. Meet INSANITY head on. What a crazy world.

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Love it – sounds like common sense to me.

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Hi Rod, and a happier New Year to you and all the truth warriors at Cairns News!

    Loved! loved! loved! your relayed dining out experience. Now that’s how ya do it. Bamboozle these poor indoctrinated puppets with a series of intelligent and informed ripostes to their mantras, and they almost have a cerebral anyuerism. Absolutely brilliant. First time I’ve belly laughed in ages. Thank you!

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