We really need some humour in this screwed up country
Brilliant in its simplicity…..
- Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
- Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
- In three generations, there will be no Greens.
Such an unfair world:-
When a man talks dirty to a woman it’s considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Wife to husband: You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband to wife: I didn’t expect to live this long!
As I grow older…. My mind doesn’t just wander… Sometimes it buggers off completely.
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Isn’t it weird that in this country our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.