We really need some humour in this screwed up country

Brilliant in its simplicity…..

  1. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
  2. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
  3. In three generations, there will be no Greens.

Such an unfair world:-

When a man talks dirty to a woman it’s considered sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.


Don’t worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you.


Wife to husband:        You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy.

Husband to wife:        I didn’t expect to live this long!


As I grow older…. My mind doesn’t just wander… Sometimes it buggers off completely.


As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


Isn’t it weird that in this country our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.