Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement.

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 35 metres tall and 130 metres wide with 12 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. Then I was going to hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.

The City Council told me, Forget it….. AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN
So. I sent the application again, but this time I called it a ”Mosque.’

Work starts on Monday, and the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt.

I love this country. It’s the government that scares me.

Bob the Builder