Quotable quotes and great one liners

Harry Palmer’s book of quotes and one liners, shared with Mal Davies, is yours for just $20 AUD. Click on the picture above to purchase your copy with instant download of your E-book.

In the year 2000 when the internet was cutting its teeth Australian activist, forensic investigator, computer scientist and engineer, Mal Davies started the “ Ïn Your Face” website SOS-NEWS offering an internet presence of the Victorian & NSW governments removing farmers grazing stock and lack of bushfire hazard reduction in National Parks.

SOS-NEWS pioneered activist websites targeting governments who had no idea how to handle the barrage of information they did not want you the people to know.

Harry Palmer took over as editor with backroom support from Mal Davies right up to the last publication in 2015.

Harry joined the Cairns News team, today, one of Australia’s most successful online independent factual new services with tremendous international recognition.

This e-book is a treasure trove of “Quotes and One Liners” started in 2000 by Mal Davies which remains a writers bible of Harry and Mal .

Samples from the -book

This organisation has more leaks that a submarine with a screen door and sunroof

And a happy birthday to you from Lord Dudley, the prince of Wales and all the other hotels in the area

As we of the mushroom world say …

We are heading into a moral and political ice age

If (Bill Smith) had a slightly higher IQ he would be a plant

Congratulation you have come through two days of intensive training and you are now a Police Officer.

Infernal affairs.

A goal without a plan is just a dream

Although Jesus was known as a carpenter he never sang on any of the albums

The travails (to engage in painful and laborious efforts)  and misdeeds of ambitious and pompous minister

You don’t have to smell this bullshit you can see it from a great distance.


Many original, some discovered gems, this e-book is invaluable when writing or compiling a letter requiring the cutting edge.

The publication is not catalogued or divided into groups, it’s as we use it daily.


Harry Palmer

About Editor, cairnsnews

One of the few patriots left who understands the system and how it has been totally subverted under every citizen's nose. If we can help to turn it around we will, otherwise our children will have nothing. Our investigations show there is no 'government' of the people for the people of Australia. The removal of the Crown from Australian Parliaments, followed by the incorporation of Parliaments aided by the Australia Act 1987 has left us with corporate government with policies not laws, that apply only to members of political parties and the public service. There is no law, other than the Common Law. This fact will be borne out in the near future as numerous legal challenges in place now, come to a head soon.

Posted on July 16, 2022, in ABC, General, Humour and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end! (HS Truman)


  2. If God created everything, God created humour, enjoy!

    David: your Karen Carpenter jibe was witty and funny as usual: like it!


  3. re: “Although Jesus was known as a carpenter he never sang on any of the albums”

    Marilyn Smith: “Will Jesus, who actually died to save your soul, find your little joke about him funny”

    Unless he’s really a Karen I’m sure he’ll be just fine. Might even have a little chuckle, too!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Chris Hutchison

    i would like to think JESUS has a sense of humour


  5. Will Jesus, who actually died to save your soul, find your little joke about him funny when you are standing before him to be judged? I hope so, for your sake….otherwise a bit of repentance might be a good idea…. while you can, or you’ll die of embarrassment.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: