
Bob Brown, Queensland Labor and the ABC want to save the planet with these cow fart bags.
Queensland has about 9 million cattle. Will Bob Brown, Bill Shorten and the Qld Deputy Premier Jackie Trad go west to fit the bags? Naturally the cattle producer would have to buy them first.

There could be a new rodeo event named ‘bag fitting.’
Who empties them when they are filled with gas? What happens when a cow walks under a prickly acacia tree and the bag gets punctured. Got any patches Jackie or do you take the cow to Beaurepaires?
A vote for the major partiers in the next state election will perpetuate this madness.
As usual Larry words of wisdom.Editor
if enough folks just ignore the idiot sons of bachelors there’ll be nothing that they can do.
I say that this is cruel treatment to the poor cows. If these nut cases were serious about protecting life on Earth, they would en masse protest and reject the deadly 5G technology.
And, no America does not have an exclusive monopoly on having psychos in the public square or in public office.
Thanks Dallas we reckoned someone soon would expose the ratbag Greens and ALP whose hot air is far more dangerous to ‘global warming’ than cows.Editor
What the cows fart out is “Natural Organic Methane”.
What the Fracking industry is chasing is inorganic Methane.
Nothing is said about this Methane leaking up around the wells, up through fissures in the ground etc. and ‘no effort’ is made to collect this Methane from escaping into the atmosphere.
Will we see these Lentil-eating, fruit-juice-drinking vegans (and the like) wearing fart-bags too [ preferably over their mouths ].
Unfortunately, most Australians are “Cough-Sox” (Spoonerism intended) and will ‘entertain’ this ludicrous idea.
Absolute madness get ride of these loonies.
I thought that America had cornered all the idiots, but Australia may be in the lead. Just my opinion, but it appears that cow has a “what did I do to deserve this?” look on its face.
John
How do you stop the tube blowing out of their arse with strong fart?
Regards
Eon Radley
Ph 0416-007-619
E.Radley@firetechnology.com.au