And here (coincidentally from Buffalo!) is some Xmas SATIRE from The Babylon Bee…
BUFFALO, NY — Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
“Santa is a huge fan of session IPAs, trust me,” said Mr. Cochran to his eldest son Sam. “Also, a good Rocky Patel cigar would probably go a long, long way with the big guy. Promise.”
In addition to the change in food offering, Mr. Cochran also reported that Santa has become a UFC fan and might stop in to watch a replay of the last fight. “If you hear a fight on the TV, just stay in bed and don’t bother Santa,” said Mr. Cochran. “Santa also brings extra presents to kids who sleep in until nine. Very, very important to Santa.”
Sources report that since the conversation, a deeply frustrated Mrs. Cochran had caught the children several times attempting to sneak a six-pack of IPAs into the grocery cart. “I didn’t know our three-year-old even knew those letters” said Mrs. Cochran. “Every time I look down at my grocery list, he slips a pack of Stone IPA into the cart bottom. Yesterday, our eight-year-old oldest asked a manager to unlock the cigar humidor. It’s humiliating.”
At publishing time, Mr. Cochran had informed the kids that Santa may need a new cigar cutter, if it wasn’t too much trouble.
Hi Tonyryan43, have a look a my comment which explained the origin of this meme picturing AOC. It, (plus many more since – as per my “light relief” link in my following comment), was created back in 2019. And was depicting her total ignorance and idioctic remarks in her greenie activism. To this very day, AOC’s IQ remains as a single digit lol.
tonyryan… At the risk of missing a Xmas party or three I’d say it’s a bit like “Stop milking the chickens!”. I would guess it’s a facetious comment meaning “Cut the fake bullshit”. If nothing else it does draw a little attention and curiosity as to its meaning.
And my favourite : “toad in the hole” a great favourite in the Dales. Gotta go out with my stick tonight and get me some toads: a big one for the New Year’s toad race at the pub and some little ones for a toad in the hole breakfast.
The Gas Corporations that Albo is taking on to lower gas prices to Australians are owned by the Rothschild’s crew who also happen to own the RBA, the supplier of interest bearing debt to the Australian government.
LMAO! This meme is being taken seriously??!! Great joke CN! I remember when it first appeared a few years ago. It was ACTUALLY a send up of US Democrat and activist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (aka AOC) – who is NOT known for her ‘intellectual prowess’ and therefore largely ridiculed. T-shirts and other merchandise bearing this slogan were sell outs.
An actual letter from a respondent in a local newspaper some years ago: –
“hunting is bad, people should get their meat from a supermarket where no animals have been harmed”
And so you’re surprised that Desperate Dan got in again?
Lol who cares?!
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When is ‘king’ Charles going to get coronated?
And will he make a vow like his mother to uphold the Christian faith?
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And here (coincidentally from Buffalo!) is some Xmas SATIRE from The Babylon Bee…
BUFFALO, NY — Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
“Santa is a huge fan of session IPAs, trust me,” said Mr. Cochran to his eldest son Sam. “Also, a good Rocky Patel cigar would probably go a long, long way with the big guy. Promise.”
In addition to the change in food offering, Mr. Cochran also reported that Santa has become a UFC fan and might stop in to watch a replay of the last fight. “If you hear a fight on the TV, just stay in bed and don’t bother Santa,” said Mr. Cochran. “Santa also brings extra presents to kids who sleep in until nine. Very, very important to Santa.”
Sources report that since the conversation, a deeply frustrated Mrs. Cochran had caught the children several times attempting to sneak a six-pack of IPAs into the grocery cart. “I didn’t know our three-year-old even knew those letters” said Mrs. Cochran. “Every time I look down at my grocery list, he slips a pack of Stone IPA into the cart bottom. Yesterday, our eight-year-old oldest asked a manager to unlock the cigar humidor. It’s humiliating.”
At publishing time, Mr. Cochran had informed the kids that Santa may need a new cigar cutter, if it wasn’t too much trouble.
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Hi Tonyryan43, have a look a my comment which explained the origin of this meme picturing AOC. It, (plus many more since – as per my “light relief” link in my following comment), was created back in 2019. And was depicting her total ignorance and idioctic remarks in her greenie activism. To this very day, AOC’s IQ remains as a single digit lol.
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tonyryan… At the risk of missing a Xmas party or three I’d say it’s a bit like “Stop milking the chickens!”. I would guess it’s a facetious comment meaning “Cut the fake bullshit”. If nothing else it does draw a little attention and curiosity as to its meaning.
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And my favourite : “toad in the hole” a great favourite in the Dales. Gotta go out with my stick tonight and get me some toads: a big one for the New Year’s toad race at the pub and some little ones for a toad in the hole breakfast.
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Whoever made up that obscure and convoluted witticism should be banned from parties. But thanks, Davidddd. I think.
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The Gas Corporations that Albo is taking on to lower gas prices to Australians are owned by the Rothschild’s crew who also happen to own the RBA, the supplier of interest bearing debt to the Australian government.
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For some light relief – here are more AOC memes…
https://www.memedroid.com/memes/tag/aoc?page=1
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LMAO! This meme is being taken seriously??!! Great joke CN! I remember when it first appeared a few years ago. It was ACTUALLY a send up of US Democrat and activist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (aka AOC) – who is NOT known for her ‘intellectual prowess’ and therefore largely ridiculed. T-shirts and other merchandise bearing this slogan were sell outs.
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Unfortunately, – yes!.
And they are allowed to vote.
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@Dr
That clip. Wow. I’m speechless. Can people really be that stupid!
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As with Triceratops, etc, the ‘Buffalo with wings’ is probably largely unknown due to hunting by the Trump family.
For a full explanation of this unfortunate eco-disaster, please refer to the ‘0:57-1:57’ for a full disclosure.
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If pigs can fly then so can buffaloes.
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I hate admitting to being dumb, but could anyone please explain that to me. Buffalo wings? WTF.
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An actual letter from a respondent in a local newspaper some years ago: –
“hunting is bad, people should get their meat from a supermarket where no animals have been harmed”
And so you’re surprised that Desperate Dan got in again?
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Oh yes… One buffalo lover that Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Any treatment would only add to her problem.
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” Stop Killing Ducks for Duck Tape ” !!
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