Stuart Ballantyne of MTG has been designing sea going car ferries for 45 years. He decided to check how alleged rising sea levels are affecting ramps on the ferries. The result – the same as qualified oceanographers world wide agree – there are no rising sea levels.

The climate change cult led by dumber-than-dumb Labor PM Anthony Albanese will finish of the tottering economy of Australia and the only good thing about that is New Zealand PM Ardern might go under too.

Of course the Malthusian Greens are still rearranging the chairs on the deck of the Titanic, but lack sufficient intelligence to get a life jacket.