Chairman Dan Andrews has no problem bouncing around on a chair next to his wife after sustaining alleged serious spinal injuries 12 weeks ago. Why did he release only two photo-shopped pictures of himself over 12 weeks?

Great news for the rogue communist state Victoria and return of Premier Dictator Dan who explains his ‘fall’ down the stairs at Sorrento three months ago.

Why didn’t he do interactive media about his fall two months ago?

Why wouldn’t he do a TV interview over the three months since his ‘fall’?

Why did he release only two photos while recuperating which experts found to be photo-shopped?

Why did he release a photo a month ago of himself supposedly having a haircut in which his face was hidden?

Why did a young girl from a prominent family known to Andrews allege on Facebook she had

been raped by an un-named perpetrator?

He has a huge media team but not good enough to cover up whatever happened. His stage-managed interview above with his wife was carefully choreographed for the camera.

Sorry Dan we remain unconvinced!