Cairns News sparked a burgeoning, national narrative about exiled Victorian Premier Dan Andrews after we published the scant details of his accident which led to his hospitalisation allegedly because he fell down the stairs.
A detailed description of his injuries published in the Melbourne Age immediately after his fall raised flags.
Cairns News smelled a rat and asked the opinion of one of its friendly medicos who also noticed an odour saying the injuries were entirely consistent with having been severely kicked while in a prone position, leaving injuries often seen after wild brawls.
We posed the question, ‘why would an assailant have kicked Dear Dan half to death’. Then after receiving emails allegedly from Labor insiders, we published details of an alleged sexual assault with Dan being the perpetrator.
Finally here is the answer sent to us allegedly by none other than former Victorian Labor Minister, branch stacker and voting fraudster extraordinaire, Adem Somyurek (left). It came from an encrypted email server.
“OFFICIAL: The person who bashed Daniel Andrews (and good on him for doing so) is
Luke Sayers. Luke is a former CEO of Price Waterhouse Coopers. Andrews got beaten
up for sexual assault on Luke’s daughter’s friend while at a high flyers party at the Portsea (Mornington Peninsula Victoria) mansion of Lyndsay Fox. Andrews is
currently in hiding in his parent’s farm in Mansfield. (Country Victoria). His wife
Kath has left him, his kids dont want to know him. The State and Federal Labor Party
will go into meltdown real soon when they are accused at both levels of politics for
trying to conceal the truth. They knew about this but didn’t want to get rid of the
“Favourite Son Of The Left”. Here comes an early election when the Governor dissolves
both the upper and lower houses of parliament. The Labor Party are now in a position
where they cannot govern with the confidence of the state.”
The Deputy Premier, James Merlino, says he has regular contact with Andrews, yet no legitimate photograph or footage of Andrews has been published anywhere in Australia since his alleged accident.
If the message from Adem Somyurek is real, then James Merlino (below) is a liar. He would know that Andrews has been hiding out at his parents’ Mansfield farm and for what reason.
Do you want to give us a statement James? The Facebook warriors have run this story and sooner or later the controlled, lying Victorian media will have to deal with it and so will you.
News.com.au has its two bobs worth:
“Victorian premier Daniel Andrews has broken his weeks-long silence to Victorians as they endure another week stuck in lockdown.
Mr Andrews, whose last public statement was in April, has been on sick leave as he undergoes rehabilitation from a serious fall down steps which left him with five broken ribs and a compressed vertebra fracture.
On Wednesday night, Mr Andrews said he wanted to “send a message” to Victorians after news the state’s “circuit breaker” lockdown has been extended.
The lockdown was originally set to end at 11.59pm on June 3, but now the tough restrictions will remain in place in Melbourne for another seven days.”
Labor Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese’s strident, stupid attacks on the Prime Minister about who knocked off a staffer in a parliamentary office will fade into insignificance when the Andrews’ story emerges in the compliant MSM.
The ALP leads the way in Australia with deviant sexual misconduct and Andrews puts the icing on the cake.
Mr Somyurek has been contacted for more comment.
…everyone was in on Dan Andrews’ fall down the stairs and was hoping to make the television re boot of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. What really happened, is that as Dan was walking UP the stairs; to get to the television to watch re-runs of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, he got to the very last step, and fell up it. Then he hired some actors posing as ambo’s, just as he fell upwards and concocted a story that he fell down the stairs. Dan’s family supported Dan to the fridge to get on the beers again and then work out a believable script.
This article is nothing short of incredible detective work, that needs Eddie Valliant to help solve it. Get on the beers one & all, you’ve earnt it !
Yes “Keen Observer”, I am wary of the facts of the article too ( although there are some aspects to the story which are suspicious) , HOWEVER, I praise deeply the Cairns News newspaper for printing your letter “Keen Observer”, which is something the likes of the Melbourne Age or the ABC would never give light of day to. So hooray for free speech and the Cairns News.
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AWAIT WITH INTEREST WITH WHAT DANNY BOY (OUR DICTATING PREMIER!) IS ALSO HIDING WITH HIS “NO COMMENT” PRESS RELEASES…getting very tired of this ongoing saga…Keep up the good work…so many are afraid to move in this endless game.
Latest rumour on telegram is yes he was bashed for sexual misconduct but by ccp to keep him in line … go figure..
The Truth about Daniel Andrews
https://www.facebook.com/ACLobby/videos/2820377931566613/
Hi Steve his office was subscribing a while ago. Ed
I have been eagerly waiting for proposed defamation action from Dan Andrews in relation to what he calls vicious rumours circulating in the community. Maybe he has missed your publication, or perhaps he is still not fit enough to take on that challenge. Maybe you could send him a copy just in case he missed it!!!!
“fairy tales” an endless supply…saves buying the “Hardly Normal ” daily!
The government and so called experts are liars sold Australia to the ccp money hungry maggots! The only virus world wide is government that has created fearmongering the pandimic is a hoax i would rather believe in tooth fairs and unicorns! All governments should be trialed for treason witch is still a hungable punishment in puplic sooner the better i would like to book a front row sit please! Dan Andrews is not the only minister thats a pedo check the rest of these so called officials that RULE ALL OF US! THEY SHOULD LEAD THE WAY BY EXAMPLE! MAGGOT SHIT IS WHAT THIS GOVERNMENT IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THAT WAY! WE NEED A PARTY CALLED THE PEOPLES CHIOCE GOVERNED BY OUR COMMONWEALTH LAW! NOT BY CORPORATE LAWS THAT ARE NOTHING SHORT OF DRAGONEAN RULES! HITLER WAS ONE! NOW WE HAVE PLENTY WORLD WIDE THEY ARE REFERRED TO AS POLITICIANS THESE DAYS! -UCK THEM ALL WITH A BARB WIRE IN THERE REAR ENDS! MY OPINION CHEERS All🍻🍹👊😎
Kev you should have been a copper (an honest one)
Before this Corona lie the term ‘lockdown’ was used in prisons only, but the implication now is that if you are not in lockdown, you are on parole. We are all in this together, inmates
If he landed on his back, how come his ribs broke?
The only way can disprove Dan Andrews was not bashed go on Video on live news and show his face and not use photos they can be doctored to look the way they want to look, Photo Shop Pro can do that if your an expert at using the software. Right now Dan Andrews bashing Narrative makes more sense falling down wet steps early in the morning since no photo exists of what the steps look like or how many, it throws the Narrative as a slippery slope
Nice to know, that parasite got a fraction of what it deserved. I am ashamed I didn’t get to finish him off though. PAEDOPHILES are prevalent in common circles of Parliament, judiciary, media, ENFORCEMENT and welfare occupations (AKA MK ULTRA AGENCIES).
Clearly The Government between the federal and state levels Have been exposed to unprecedented levels of Of Breaches of the Constitution and requires the Imeadiate to Sake the state premier Dan Andrews into no confidence motion With an Overhaul of the Victorian Government, Victorian’s Have been working without confidence
Since The out Break of Corona Virus that has lead the government to unlawful Rule’s and policies Breaking the confidence in Victorian economic system, They Victorian Government has Not Delivered confidence rather Conveying Political directions causing misery and grief to All Victorian’s
It’s unexceptable and the mismanagement through the Duty of Care
SACKING IS THE ULTIMATE PRICE AND JUST:
Thank you Julie we doubt he will ever materialise. Editor
So Daniel Andrews has announced his return date to work to be June 28, 2021, which I’m told is the same day Victorian Parliament goes into a TWO MONTH recess for the winter break.
https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6258603172001
How very convenient for Dereliction Dan.
Exactly
Replay please for the voters
SOME ONE POSTED: That Daniels wife posted a photo of her giving him a hair cut the day before this article was put to air and so the writer is lying I SAW THAT PHOTO, YOU CANNOT SEET DANIELS FACE NOR HERS FOR THAT MATTER JUST PART THERE OF WELL ‘OF FACES BELONGING TO GOD KNOWS WHO’ so it proves nothing.
So Daniel Andrews had a haircut last weekend huh? Then WHY was his hair (and sideburns) a mess when he appeared on tv on Sunday just gone??
Where there is smoke there is usually fire
and with Dan Andrews and his labour buddies
are we really surprised! All the lies we had to listen to during Victorias hotel quarantine disaster or refusal to answer questions at the enquiry shows the character of the man and party.
Who would vote for a party full of liars who only want to restrict our freedom and do deals with China.
About time these rumours that have been floating around since the Andrew’s incident have finally hit the press. What is the Victorian State Opposition doing? Well done Cairns News. It appears that you are ahead of every other paper in the Country!
Pride goes before a fall. True Justice will triumph over evil. Let God be his Judge.
‘Victim ‘This Woman’ read ‘This Child’
Andrews is a sick Communist pedophile C…
One place is two story but it’s never been made clear which place he was supposed to fall down.
Dan rallied his comrades? Tell Dan to make a comment. gungadin@iinet.net.au
Another stair rider had too much VB. Ed
What an absolute load of bollocks.. hopefully you get sued out of existence…
What a load of old cobblers
Did anyone fact check if the place had any stairs?
Geez Ashley what a scoop well done M8. We will have to publish what really happened to dubious fan
To all you tin foil hat wearers and your theories about his injuries, here is the actual video of it happening. It’s irrefutable proof that the injuries were in fact from falling down stairs.
https://archive.org/details/stairman-the-movie
Thank you Cairns News!! Amen to you all
Get vaccinated.
So since the 9 March Daniel Andrews has been on sick leave and I am presuming would be on full pay? If this is the case and it is found that Daniel Andrews did in fact sexually assault this woman will he be made to pay back the sick pay he has received? On his salary of $441,000 p.a., so far 3 months of sick leave is approximately $110,250. As the most highest paid premier in Australia, Victorians should be confident to expect behaviour worthy this highly paid position. Daniel Andrews should be forced to pay back every cent of any sick leave paid to him during this period. If he is guilty of this nefarious crime, then he also is guilty for lying to Victorian’s about what happened and therefore guilty of taking money by deception. Which is also a jail able offence.
1st law of politics, leaks to the media are due to internal faction friction, clearly Dan Andrews has ruffled lots of feathers in many parts of the ALP, his political tenure has ended with or without him being charged and arrested, maybe already is ??
Hair cutting clip could have been the milkman. Or Santa did you see a clear foto? No
I spent a long time in Cairns in the mid 70s
Wish I had stayed there and get out of this Melbourne shit hole
The Lügenpresse Melbourne Age Newspaper is in damage control for Dear Leader Dan.
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/victoria/ambulance-victoria-issues-statement-on-premier-s-fall-20210608-p57z2l.html
Gee, I wonder who the “obscure Queensland website that posted rumours” could be…
“The Age last month revealed the family of trucking magnate Lindsay Fox had sought legal advice over whether to sue an obscure Queensland website that posted rumours implicating the wealthy family in the Premier’s fall.”
So, I expect those cover-up suppression orders for accused paedophiles in Federal and State govt.’s will go up from 28 to 29 now!
Here’s a fact check for you- https://www.theage.com.au/politics/victoria/ambulance-victoria-issues-statement-on-premier-s-fall-20210608-p57z2l.html?fbclid=IwAR2IsEhc1-2bSy1-UPldfqPfbw781lBVLW2_AHzlPiB9uLLg_IZNXqICbL4
It would be nice to know the real truth, as you don’t fall down a set of stairs at 6:00 to 6:30 am of a morning when the ambulance was called and then taken to a private hospital. Still lots of unknown answers needed to be answered.
If this has anything to do with Adem Samyurek I’d be wary of the truth associated with it. He has an axe to grind with Andrews. There is also a suggestion that the statement that his wife and kids have left him is trash. She was seen cutting his hair after he had the fall.
I wouldn’t rush into believing all this yet.
Posted last night so the heat is on.
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I believe that the lass that Despot Dan sexually assaulted is underage and related to Mr.Andrew Fox and for this assault he earned a right Shellacking
Wait until the 90 yr suppression order protecting pedophiles is lifted! Then we’ll see just how deviant and corrupt our Politicians are.
Another FURPHY
The photo that was posted that we saw could have been the milkman. Maybe he has been jumping the fence?
Karen,
I presume from your last line, that you have had the jab. If so, your life expectancy is severally, 3, 5, or 10 years, dependent upon which report you listen to.
NORMAL? there isn’t any normal here.
Good job, ED @ Cairns News.
What a bunch of lying ‘bad actors’ pretending to be ‘our leaders’. Here’s hoping this story gets out there to the long suffering Victorians who have lost their livelihoods, and some their homes, due to these unnecessary lock-downs. Actually, should Andrews show his ugly head out in the general public (which I bet would NEVER happen without his thugs nearby), someone – or many – would likely have another go at him. He could atone by sharing the $110,000 pay he received during his ‘ahem’ recovery (possibly reconstructive surgery), with those having trouble feeding their families – nah, that would never happen.
Keep up the great work! Cal aka ozbattler.
normal? the world will never revert to pre 2020 conditions of normality. similar to the world post 2001 when new anti terror laws were introduced and the govt gained more power over the deluded and deceived citizens. fact is shot or no shot we have entered into a brave new world; one in which you have no importance
The cogs of reality are slowly starting to turn.
Unsuprising
If he did what he did to that young girl he got his fair wack,he has done a lot for Victorians but there handling of this virus is appalling and some of our population are ignorant non compliant and will not wear a mask.
Brave beautiful cairns news.. thanku for your courage in an Australia full of evil cowards.. my heartfelt gratitude.. may god bless you all xx
Get the Jab? You want us all to commit suicide? 230 deaths 20,000 plus adverse reactions all for a virus that has a 99.96% survival rate. If you think this is the exit strategy for this debacle your a moron. Noone should get the jab , no one should get tasted. That’s the way out , non compliance, massive protest.
None of it is about the virus stupid. Think about it, if the masks work , why the lockdown? If they don’t why wear them? This is your logic moron? Wake up stupid
Dan Andrew’s wife posted a pic of her giving him a haircut a day before this article was written. Which disproves your “she doesn’t want anything to do with him” comment. This whole article is heresy at best. And the real danger to the world is the author of this article. Unsubstantiated dribble masquerading as news. But even then, the most danger here, is ppl who actually believe this.
For those who think they are the awakened ones, it couldn’t be further from the truth. You’re falling the the oldest trick in the book. You’re being misled. One article at a time.
I’ve heard from multiple sources you’re bang on with this story, one of them a well known type (in their field) who over 20+ years has shown to me they have very good connections. I would’ve liked Lindsay Fox to have sued and tried to prove the story untrue.
Keep up the good work. We here in Victoria need all the help we can get from the tyrannical police State we’re living in.
The Govenor won’t dismiss Andrews because she was appointed by him. She is one of his minions. If she did it would be a miracle
Leftism is known to attract the psychopathic-deviant personality type, so…yep, no surprises here
If news headlines are something to go by, Boris Johnson is now running Victoria, with his deliberately frustrating game of “Now you can come out to play, no you cant. now you can, no you cant…”
By deliberately frustrating everyone the covid Believers can be exploited to turn on the refusniks, “Get the Jab, for Christs sake, so we can all get back to “NORMAL”
Well done,..originally, Andrews father owned a farm near Wangaratta,…, his father died a few years back,..that’s all I know about his background…, good stuff !!…steve
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